| between two buildings? | ALI | |
| who loosens hex screws? | ALLEN | |
| on a tennis court? | ANNETTE | |
| on your living room wall? | ART | |
| -- what if he also doesn't have a tongue? | TASTELESS ART | |
| on two wheels? | AXEL | |
| stuck in a fence? | BARB | |
| in your fireplace? | BERNIE | |
| in your mailbox? | BILL | |
| in the ocean? | BOB | |
| in a stream? | BROOKE | |
| in a bank? | BUCK | |
| who is foaming at the mouth? | BUD | |
| in a sugar vat? | CANDY | |
| in a bag? | CARRIE | |
| who is a prostitute? | CASH & CARRY | |
| who has no head? | CHESTER | |
| who is on the edge of the green? | CHIP | |
| put through a meat grinder? | CHUCK | |
| two men with no arms and no legs in a window? | CURT N' ROD | |
| in a tiger cage? | CLAUDE | |
| hanging from a chandelier? | CRYSTAL or TIFFANY | |
| in your kitchen sink? | DAWN | |
| covered with oil? | DEREK | |
| a man with no arms, legs, head or torso? | DICK | |
| buried six feet under? | DOUG | |
| buried three feet under? | DOUGLAS | |
| when you push his head under water? | DUNCAN | |
| under a bed? | DUSTY | |
| in a bathtub? | DWAYNE | |
| covered with glue? | ELMER | |
| on hot asphalt? | FLIP | |
| in a sewer? | FLO | |
| on your barbecue? | FRANK | |
| with a flatulence problem? | GAIL | |
| under a microscope? | GENE | |
| in your spice rack? | HERB or BASIL | |
| flying over a fence? | HOMER | |
| under a car? | JACK | |
| in a coffee cup? | JOE | |
| in the men's room? | JOHN | |
| sitting behind a news desk? | JUSTIN | |
| in the ocean? | BOB | |
| under a steamroller? | LANE | |
| floating on a pond? | LILY | |
| on a piece of paper? | MARK | |
| on your front door step? | MATT | |
| on a stage? | MIKE | |
| a woman with no arms, legs, head or torso? | MUFFIE | |
| who is shaving? | NICK | |
| in a motorized wheelchair? | OTTO | |
| in a frying pan? | PAM | |
| between two slices of bread? | PATTY | |
| holding a coat? | PEG | |
| who feels practically worthless? | PENNY | |
| in a flowerbed? | PETE | |
| in a hole? | PHIL | |
| lying beside a carnival ride? | RALPH | |
| who is covered with sauerkraut? | REUBEN | |
| with a history of wheelchair collisions? | REX | |
| in a bank vault? | RICH | |
| covered with cement? | ROCK | |
| being stoned to death? | ROCKY | |
| who has been struck by lightning? | ROD | |
| on a hill? | ROLAND | |
| in a vase? | ROSE | |
| in a pile of leaves? | RUSSELL | |
| on a beach? | SANDY | |
| who is water skiing? | SKIP | |
| who is an electrician? | SPARKY | |
| in the end zone? | SPIKE | |
| being cooked by cannibals? | STU | |
| who can play 15 different musical instruments? | STUMP THE BAND | |
| in a lingerie drawer? | TEDDY | |
| who gets left behind in a restaurant? | TIP | |
| on the President's desk? | VITO | |
| given to you by a deceased uncle? | WILL | |
| in an arid desert? | WILT | |